Story of the day

Konnichiwa minna san!

I wanna share this true story I read from a magazine.

It's quite funny and very embarrasing

Hope this might not happen to you...:-)

Dude Plays Bum Trumpet in Church

I was standing at a cousin's wedding as his best man. As the proceedings went on, I had a sudden urge to pass gas. I quietly left my seat to go to a corner. I knew it was going to be a loud fart so I decided to go far enough for the groom and bride not to hear it. I confidently played my bum trumpet but was shocked to hear it's notes reverberate through the church walls! All eyes stared at me. It turned out there was a wireless microphone resting on a pew near my bum, and it was left on!The explosive fart I had hoped to contain was heard by more people than I could imagine. It's sound like the voice of fallen angels singing in a 500-seat House of God!